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Getting Back in Touch After Going No-Contact With Family

Breaking contact with your family is one of the loneliest things in the world.

Apr 8, 2022

Getting Back in Touch After Going No-Contact With Family

Apr 8, 2022

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What Is Success and Why Do I Care?

Thoughts on an email from self-help blogger Mark Manson.

Aug 11, 2020

What Is Success and Why Do I Care?

Aug 11, 2020

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Oh My God, Please Let Me Ghost You

Take a hint, Brad. Oh wait — you can’t.

May 12, 2020

Oh My God, Please Let Me Ghost You

May 12, 2020

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Masturbating to Music (While Driving)

I’m a safe passenger, not a safe driver.

May 4, 2020

Masturbating to Music (While Driving)

May 4, 2020

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I’m a Lawyer One Paycheck Away From Financial Ruin

I went to graduate school so I wouldn’t have to deal with this.

Mar 28, 2020

I’m a Lawyer One Paycheck Away From Financial Ruin

Mar 28, 2020

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They All Laughed When I Bought a Bidet

On being unexpectedly prepared for a national toilet paper shortage

Mar 25, 2020

They All Laughed When I Bought a Bidet

Mar 25, 2020

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Fan Fiction Made Me Face My Own Mortality

My favorite author hasn’t updated in weeks because of the Coronavirus pandemic. I may never know how the story ends.

Mar 24, 2020

Fan Fiction Made Me Face My Own Mortality

Mar 24, 2020

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My Husband Went Snorkeling in My Ass

… It’s exactly what it sounds like.

Mar 22, 2020

My Husband Went Snorkeling in My Ass

Mar 22, 2020

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Sometimes It Takes a Pandemic to See He’s Wrong For You

When you’re trapped with your boyfriend during the Coronavirus and refuse to have sex with him, you might have a problem.

Mar 18, 2020

Sometimes It Takes a Pandemic to See He’s Wrong For You

Mar 18, 2020

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How Not to Get Cock-Blocked by the Coronavirus

Dating is hard. Pandemics are harder. Dating during a global pandemic? Hardest.

Mar 17, 2020

How Not to Get Cock-Blocked by the Coronavirus

Mar 17, 2020

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