Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationGetting Back in Touch After Going No-Contact With FamilyBreaking contact with your family is one of the loneliest things in the world.Apr 8, 20222Apr 8, 20222
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationWhat Is Success and Why Do I Care?Thoughts on an email from self-help blogger Mark Manson.Aug 11, 20203Aug 11, 20203
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationOh My God, Please Let Me Ghost YouTake a hint, Brad. Oh wait — you can’t.May 12, 2020May 12, 2020
Gertrude HighlandinSexual TendenciesMasturbating to Music (While Driving)I’m a safe passenger, not a safe driver.May 4, 20204May 4, 20204
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationI’m a Lawyer One Paycheck Away From Financial RuinI went to graduate school so I wouldn’t have to deal with this.Mar 28, 2020Mar 28, 2020
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationThey All Laughed When I Bought a BidetOn being unexpectedly prepared for a national toilet paper shortageMar 25, 20201Mar 25, 20201
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationFan Fiction Made Me Face My Own MortalityMy favorite author hasn’t updated in weeks because of the Coronavirus pandemic. I may never know how the story ends.Mar 24, 2020Mar 24, 2020
Gertrude HighlandinSexual TendenciesMy Husband Went Snorkeling in My Ass… It’s exactly what it sounds like.Mar 22, 20201Mar 22, 20201
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationSometimes It Takes a Pandemic to See He’s Wrong For YouWhen you’re trapped with your boyfriend during the Coronavirus and refuse to have sex with him, you might have a problem.Mar 18, 20203Mar 18, 20203
Gertrude HighlandinSexual TendenciesHow Not to Get Cock-Blocked by the CoronavirusDating is hard. Pandemics are harder. Dating during a global pandemic? Hardest.Mar 17, 20201Mar 17, 20201
