Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationGetting Back in Touch After Going No-Contact With FamilyBreaking contact with your family is one of the loneliest things in the world.·5 min read·Apr 8, 2022--1--1
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationWhat Is Success and Why Do I Care?Thoughts on an email from self-help blogger Mark Manson.·4 min read·Aug 11, 2020--3--3
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationOh My God, Please Let Me Ghost YouTake a hint, Brad. Oh wait — you can’t.·5 min read·May 12, 2020----
Gertrude HighlandinSexual TendenciesMasturbating to Music (While Driving)I’m a safe passenger, not a safe driver.·3 min read·May 4, 2020--4--4
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationI’m a Lawyer One Paycheck Away From Financial RuinI went to graduate school so I wouldn’t have to deal with this.·4 min read·Mar 28, 2020----
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationThey All Laughed When I Bought a BidetOn being unexpectedly prepared for a national toilet paper shortage·3 min read·Mar 25, 2020--1--1
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationFan Fiction Made Me Face My Own MortalityMy favorite author hasn’t updated in weeks because of the Coronavirus pandemic. I may never know how the story ends.·3 min read·Mar 24, 2020----
Gertrude HighlandinSexual TendenciesMy Husband Went Snorkeling in My Ass… It’s exactly what it sounds like.·3 min read·Mar 22, 2020--1--1
Gertrude HighlandinThat PublicationSometimes It Takes a Pandemic to See He’s Wrong For YouWhen you’re trapped with your boyfriend during the Coronavirus and refuse to have sex with him, you might have a problem.·3 min read·Mar 18, 2020--3--3
Gertrude HighlandinSexual TendenciesHow Not to Get Cock-Blocked by the CoronavirusDating is hard. Pandemics are harder. Dating during a global pandemic? Hardest.·3 min read·Mar 17, 2020--1--1